Retirement of TheMightyA

So uh yeah you read the title, i’ve been afk for a bit now, and I think everyone saw this coming eventually. So if you actually care why (aka no one) or your a army league reporter being forced to write about this and needs answers to your questions, then uh read on, cause this finna be a long one.

[Oh yeah, Warning: Some curse words here and there, so view at your own discretion losers!] 

Damn where do I even start, oh yeah, I’m mostly retiring due to real life responsibilities and cause like come on, I don’t want to play CP for the rest of my life, shit gets boring after a long while, there’s no longer those stupid thoughts like “I wonder if the game will crash if we get 100 penguins on” because after you see it so many times it gets pretty boring, and makes every event more of a “oh yay I get to sit here and do the same thing i’ve done for the past 5 months in a penguin game made for 6 year olds”. On top of that school’s a bitch, but I can’t use that as a excuse because I be failing even without discord lmfao. I guess I feel it’s just time to move on. So there’s your answer CPAH better not ask me again in DMs smh (looking at you Sarahah :sus:). I made it sound like the dumbest shit i’ve ever done (which it was) but at the same time I don’t regret it either, i’ve met some life long friends and some weirdos, but we just ignore those dudes. So yeah i’m done ranting, me retiring basically surprised no one ever seeing I could barely be active for longer than 30 minutes so lemme just get this over with and make that part where I list a bunch of people’s names and screenshots and stuff

Doritos

32op: Sup 32, you’ve taught me a lot of leading and all that crap, but you know once you get passed the whole “terrified of the leaders” thing your a pretty cool guy, so thanks man 🙂

Rah: Rah I still need those RAHOP deets ok, keep me updated even if i’m not active lmfao, ok seriously your pretty nice, and you’ve helped me a bunch with relationship advice even if I don’t deserve it lol

Vivala: Sup viv, we didn’t really talk all that much but when I was around in DCP you’ve always been pretty chill

Danny: 3IC BROS FOR LIFE BABY! You’ve been a cool dude since we were mod bros, and even when I left we still talked, 3ic bros forever and always danny :EH:

Marieee: There’s always been random times post-dcp shutdown where we would just fuck around in DCPAD and see how many times we can expose rah of being horny lmfao, good times, so thanks for those memories marie 🙂

Africa: I remember constantly screwing around with you in DCPAD being weebs and just having fun, you’ve always been a nice person to hang out with, so thanks africa 🙂

Wassim: Ew simp :E6:

Blair: Man where do I even start, you’ve done so much for me that I can’t even fit it in this post lmfao, thank you for everything blair, ily :EH: #SimpAndProud lol

The Rest of DCP: Y’all are totally cool, being my first army ever, and yeah you’ve been through some shit but you always powered through it, which I respect, and I wish you guys luck with your next gen 🙂

Golden Troops

Aggiepie: Man it shouldn’t be this hard to start these paragraph thingies, you’ve always been a good friend from the start of DCP to leading GT, and i’ve always respected how quickly you can just find the positive side of a situation, thanks aggie :)) SCAGGIE INVADERS FTW GL WITH GT FURRY OWOWOWOWO lol

Rach: Man rach, you’ve been here since the beginning, with all the shit we’ve had to deal with, honestly if it weren’t for you and the rest of the squad i would’ve retired ages ago, even with the backlash you still lead, and that’s crazy respectful, gl with GT rach :EH:

Kattle: yeah sure you can tease a lot and ur pretty stinky but you seriously are incredibly dedicated, why won’t you take a break man lmfao. love ya kattle JATTLE FOREVER #KATTLETAKEABREAK

Kyle: man you’ve shaped this army so much, if it wasn’t for your help in september we would probs be dead, thank you man

Serc: I also wanna thank you for giving us a chance, because without your perms I def wouldn’t be here

All of AK, RR, FP, SWAT, SE, ODA, DW, and uh lego i guess: You guys are the best allies I can ask for, ty :EH:

Alright i’m done, here’s a few songs because why the hell not

obligated to be in every retirement post ever

And that’s it, thank you everybody, and for the last time, mighty out

GT FOREVER

Former GT Leader – TheMightyA

P.S. go stream spicy ft post malone